Wednesday, August 3, 2011

The Perry Family

For those of you who don't know, I am 1 out of 5 children. This is how my family goes:
  •  My father's name is Jay Michael Perry and he married my mother (They were both 18)  whose full name is Kaitlynne Faye Wilson-Perry (We call her "Katy" Perry all the time to mess with her! ;)
  •  Less than a year after they were married, my parents had a set of twins, one girl and one boy: Kameron Michael and Kendra Isobel. 
  •  2 years later they had my sister Katrina May. A few months after Kat was born, my family took their 3 children to Margate, Kwazulu Natal, South Africa for a mission trip that turned into a full residency due to the fact that they could take about an hour drive (which is close down there) from where my father was doing mission work. There, they found out that my mother was pregnant AGAIN with me. 9 months later, I was born. 
  • Now, many people ask me why is your name Dzala, and all of your other sibling's names start with a "K"? My mother told me that a Georgian woman that she was close to in Margate told her when she was pregnant with name to name me Dzala because it meant "Strength" in her language. Weird, right? WHY my mother took her advice, I will never know. 
  • And then 8 years later (by accident! Yikes!) they had their last daughter, Kylah. 
  • Confusing, right? (: 
And that, ladies and gentleman, is my family. 

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

A List of Things I Find VERY Hard To Believe

  • Katy Perry uses Proactiv 
  • Half the people on Twitter that are #TeamVirgin are telling the truth
  • Everyone is normal
  • People can hate Lil Wayne
  • You can trust anything anyone tells you 
  • You really can make $7000 dollars a month from home at incomefromhome.com 
  • Miley Cyrus really can sing and she didn't smoke from a bong
  • Justin Bieber is almost 18 
  • Good things comes to good people
  • Pete Wentz is the father of Ashlee Simpson's kid 
  • Kristen Stewart smokes pot
  • Stretch mark creme ads on TV actually work
  • Lady GaGa is heterosexual 
  • KEAYSHAWN cares what people think
  • People that claim to be "bad bitches" don't have feelings 
  • Love lasts forever
Really people? Some things that people say... it's like next are you gonna tell me that Lance Bass isn't gay?
Honestly, the things people try to get you to believe are ridiculous.

Monday, July 11, 2011

New York Life

For those of you that live in NY, you know how hard it can be at times. People don't tend to be the friendliest. For example. yesterday, I went to the Tea Leaf (My aunt and uncle own it) to get Chamomile Tea (my favorite!) and on the way out I accidentally hit a gentleman with the door on the way out, and he said.... some things that aren't appropriate. Me, being... myself I guess you could say, was equally harsh and probably more rude back. Let's just say I ended it with "Back up before I f**king deck you b**ch". Yeah, I'm a character.